My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good