Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when