The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…