In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to