You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition