When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel