On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off