My ego is too big
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…