Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
I don’t get mad I get odd
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous