In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds