Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today