Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
In Let there be plight the P is silent
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy