I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…