I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose