The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene