Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
When God closes one store He opens another
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself