Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture