You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money