Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling