Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:
Mating For Life Saved My
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator