Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you