All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power