I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries