Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude