Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make