It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
Love may never win but love always ties
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing