In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast