When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…