I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
I want what you want so I want a cow
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…