You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer