Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
Serve (one another) and Play (together)
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious