The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
“The human body generates more bio…
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn