It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…