I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
“The human body generates more bio…
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated