I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure