No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie