Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
Never Win Anything
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled