In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for