Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…