Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes