When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
Mating For Life Saved My
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway