They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine