You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley