Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace
If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…