Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside