I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone