In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
Let there be light blight and hindsight
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
