All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots