I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
100% of success is showing up on time
I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them