AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
My ego is too big
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes